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lazer-kitten:
mosellegreen:
dinosaursandzombies:
theawkwardlifeofapsycho:
Why is this not taught universally.
the man is terrified haha!
I think we all know why this isn’t taught universally.
I took a self defense course in college and they taught us this, and when I told it to my then-boyfriend, he laughed and said it was too extreme. That should’ve been my first red flag tbh
the fact that she doesn’t say “so he won’t do it” she says “when you’re in court” is terrifying

(Source: sfgifs, via paris-doree)

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actuallyalivingsaint:

stanislawstilinski:
the-irish-mayhem:
swevani:
im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”
Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.
a middle eastern jewish man
A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

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